“It's satisfying. It yields immediate results. Something is dirty. Then it's not.” — Alex Adams Copy Share Image
“You're on a blind date. The only other questions is: Why aren't you drinking heavily?” — Alex Adams Copy Share Image
“Please don't' ask me how I feel about it. If I had to pick a word, I'd say homicidal.” — Alex Adams Copy Share Image
“I don't want him to think I'm crazy, because I'm not. Desperate is what I am. Quietly desperate and insatiably curious.” — Alex Adams Copy Share Image
“My two best friends are dead, which means they're great listeners now, but lousy as far as support goes.” — Alex Adams Copy Share Image
“You want something to drink? Is this a trick question? Yes. I'm going to read your personality based on your beverage choices,… — Alex Adams Copy Share Image
“Why don't you tell me why you called me? Don't you know? I'm a therapist, nto a psychic. That would make your… — Alex Adams Copy Share Image
“If you kill him, call me. I'm bound by doctor client privilege. Really? No, but the courts make exceptions for assholes.” — Alex Adams Copy Share Image
“Five years, my family thinks it's time I moved on. I'd like to move on with a non-asshole” — Alex Adams Copy Share Image
“Do you realize you're talking to yourself? Yes. It's good that you know the difference.” — Alex Adams Copy Share Image
“Our new intern sorts pot shards like some kind of savant. The other interns call himi Rain Man.” — Alex Adams Copy Share
“I pray to a God I don't really have faith in just so I feel like I have company.” — Alex Adams Copy Share
“Please don't' ask me how I feel about it. If I had to pick a word, I'd say homicidal.” — Alex Adams Copy Share
“Just so we're clear, I dont' secretly want to have sex with either of my parents. Me either. I worked through that in college… — Alex Adams Copy Share
“Do you realize you're talking to yourself? Yes. It's good that you know the difference.” — Alex Adams Copy Share
“I have two choices: attend my sister's dinner party or tie a plastic sack around my mother's head until she runs out of ngagging.… — Alex Adams Copy Share
“It's old. Really old. Is that a technical term? Yeah, it's technical. Translation: I don't know how old it is, but it's really fucking… — Alex Adams Copy Share
“My sister's voice is Minnie Mouse and a dash of fingernails down a chalkboard, but only when she wants to bend me to her… — Alex Adams Copy Share
“I've heard the story about the woman who opened the box and let havoc grab a choke hold on the world.” — Alex Adams Copy Share
