Nice plan. Take the gullible outsiders, walk them around for a bit, then feed them to the giant tortoise. — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
I have a vamp body for you," Andrea said. "It's in the freezer." I gave her a nice smile. "You shouldn't have. — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
I will devour you. I will lick your bones clean and crush them between my teeth. I will suck the marrow…” “That’s… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Jack didn’t fully get Jesus. Audrey tried to explain it, and he could repeat it back to her, word for word, but… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“If I fought for them and was crippled, they would all say nice things, and then they would replace me and forget… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Derek, you just don't say things like that to a woman. Keep going this way and you'll spend your life alone." "Don't… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Did those nice church ladies come by again?" He nodded. "I asked them if a man died and then the woman remarried,… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
A tall blonde entered the room, wearing a yellow sash that marked her as advocate. Two men followed her, carrying papers. She… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
You could buy a car for fifty thousand dollars. A really nice car.” Ascanio’s eyes lit up. “A Hummer. You could buy… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Wiggles hissed as I crossed the floor toward the throne. She fixed me with her empty hateful eyes and smelled the air,… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Did he kill Grandmother?” I whispered. “Don’t be ridiculous,” Erra’s voice said in my ear. “She is already dead. Besides, your grandmother was the… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share
The only way to make sure that the Hand didn't get to you would have been to kill your brother. I could've done it,… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share
“He hit her with his best smile. Her eyes widened. She took a deep breath. 'Oh no, not that seductive face. I'm overcome with… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share
“Because he doesn’t want me talking to my grandmother.” Barabas looked at Curran. Curran shrugged. “It’s a family thing. Sometimes your father puts your… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share
I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share
« He squeezed his hands into fists. I picked up a grapefruit-sized rock and handed it to him. It went flying. Home run, Beast… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share
“He came for me. I couldn’t believe it. He came for me . Into a flying palace full of thousands of armed rakshasas in… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share
Saiman picked up a coffee mug, stared at it, and hurled it against the wall. It shattered into a dozen pieces. We looked at… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share
“Slowly the reality of the situation sank in. He got his ass kicked, learned nothing, and got saved by a dumb dog and an… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share
“I paused with the pen in my hand. "He burst into flames?" "He became engulfed in fire." "Was his buddy made out of orange… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share
“He hung his head. “Am I punished?” “Yes. I’m too mad to punish you right now. We’ll talk about it when we get home.… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share
The pervert." "He prefers to think of himself as sexual deviant." "Semantics. — Ilona Andrews Copy Share
He snarled. I showed him my teeth. A rolled-up newspaper landed on my head and then on Jim’s. “None of that in my house!”… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share
The door swung open and Kate walked in. Her jeans and T-shirt were splattered with blood and she was carrying a severed vampire head.… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share
