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First comes the lies, then comes the excuses, next time they come around, no talking, just deuces. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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I might have saved a little trouble for the next girl cuz the next time he cheats you know it wont be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Next Time If I Loved SomeOne I'll Try To Love Him By My Nails Not My Heart .. So If He Hurted… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fool of a Took!" he growled. "This is a serious journey, not a hobbit walking-party. Throw yourself in next time, and then… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: 'Jim's whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Friends will bail you out of jail and say I can't believe you did that. True friends will be sitting beside you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Next time your in an elevator with a few strangers, turn around and say,I'm sure you're all wondering why I've gathered you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you can laugh when you are completely broken up, then there can be nothing that can break you next time.!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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The hardest part of picking up the broken pieces of your heart is knowing that the next time it falls, it will… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Missing someone gets easier every day because even though its one day further from the last time you saw them its one… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Next time you want to tweet about all guys being douchebags, stop and think about the happy couples and all the nice… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Old meaning of sorry. I won't do it again. New meaning of sorry. Damn I got caught, next time I need to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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You just walk in and out of my life when you want, so the next time you walk out I'm locking the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Closing your eyes isn't going to change anything. Nothing's going to disappear just because you can't see what going on. In fact,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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There is no point in being angry at yourself for a mistake unless you combine it with a resolve to do better… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry used to mean I won't do it again. Today it just means I messed up but I'll try not to get… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry, I cant hangout. My uncles cousins sister in laws best friends insurance agents roommates pet goldfish died; maybe next time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One of the biggest mistakes a photographer can make is to look at the real world and cling to the vain hope… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everyday being away from you, my heart gets a little harder. So the next time a jerk like you comes along I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Next time your child has a bad dream & crawls into your bed, give them a forehead kiss, a back rub &… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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When u have that 1 best-friend, they will be the ones sitting next 2 u in court saying DAMN we messed up… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every girl is jealous of someone. So next time you're looking at someone thinking, I wish I was that pretty, remember someone… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Sorry, I can't hangout. My uncle's cousin's sister in law's best friend's insurance agent's roommate's pet goldfish died. Maybe next time.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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You made your choices to get where you are in life, stop blaming others for your misfortune & choose wisely next time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“the next time you are in a group of people trying to reach consensus, be the asshole. Every group needs one, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Old meaning of sorry. I wont do it again. New meaning of sorry. Damn I got caught, next time I need to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
