Whenever I read the newspaper, I say to myself, 'At least my wife loves me.' — Bill Gross Copy Share Image
U.S.A. Today is what happens when the coupon section takes over the newspaper. — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
“A good newspaper is never good enough, but a lousy newspaper is a joy forever.” — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I got the writing bug in the fourth grade when a poem of mine was published in the school newspaper. Music criticism… — Ann Powers Copy Share Image
If you own the only newspaper in town, up until the last five years or so, you have pricing power and you… — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
As the saying goes: "If you're not part of the solution, you're a newspaper columnist." — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
In my opinion, any man who can afford to buy a newspaper should not be allowed to own one. — Roy Hattersley Copy Share Image
I always had to prove myself through my actions. Be a cheerleader. Be class president. Be the editor of the newspaper. — Halle Berry Copy Share Image
I did TV for a bit, and somewhere along the line, I started writing a column for 'The Independent' newspaper in England,… — Alexa Chung Copy Share Image
Really now: If you can't get me my newspaper on time, how can you expect me to refrain from killing people? — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
The greatest promotion I ever had on a newspaper was when 'The Washington Post' suddenly promoted me from city-side general assignment reporter… — Tom Wolfe Copy Share Image
The train we had so confidently boarded had been speeding at almost 100 miles an hour and it had derailed. Someone, I… — Nina Bawden Copy Share Image
Essence of newspaper is the large size. You are a reader you're an eagle flying over the desert, you're scanning. You see… — Russ Wilcox Copy Share Image
Reading someone else's newspaper is like sleeping with someone else's wife. Nothing seems to be precisely in the right place, and when… — Malcolm Bradbury Copy Share Image
When all is said and done, what must be remembered is a newspaper is a business. It used to be a fabulous… — Sam Zell Copy Share Image
I try not to feel too embattled. I don't think that's a healthy approach for someone who writes for a newspaper like… — Ross Douthat Copy Share Image
Like many people, I kicked around, struggled to become a writer, finally got my first full-time job around 27, 28, at 'The… — David Grann Copy Share Image
I tried a few grad school programs because I didn't know how to make it... Eventually, I was desperate for a job,… — David Grann Copy Share Image
I couldn't believe just how emotional I was about the London Olympics. Before the Games even started, I was reading a newspaper… — Tessa Virtue Copy Share Image
Bill Clinton fascinates me because, at the time, it seemed like his shenanigans and the people after him were the biggest political… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
I grew up in a cross-town newspaper battle - one of the few left in a news climate where chains had bought… — Mary Katharine Ham Copy Share Image
The newspaper industry when I came along in the mid-70s was rich and powerful and growing and hungry for material and open… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
A newspaper can follow the compulsions, the desires of the readers. Take the English evening newspapers - they are following the readers'… — Umberto Eco Copy Share Image
I think that's a really important role that people sometimes forget about, especially with all these newspaper shutting down and having trouble,… — Biz Stone Copy Share Image
I had been at the newspaper for a few months. It wasn’t regarded as the paper, it was their paper. There was… — Harold Evans Copy Share Image
Their constant yelping about a free press means, with a few honorable exceptions, freedom to peddle scandal, crime, sex, sensationalism, hate, innuendo… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
