I was sorry to see the News of the World go down, I think it was a great campaigning newspaper. Who can forget the News of the World's high profile campaign against child sex offenders which led to News of… — Stewart Lee Copy Share Image
Generally, a lot of the things people think are made up are real, a lot of the things people think are real are made… — Stewart Lee Copy Share
“I just think it's fortunate that Sir Isaac Newton didn't share the sense of humor of a member of the public, because had he… — Stewart Lee Copy Share
If political correctness has achieved one thing, it’s that it has made the Conservative party cloak their inherent racism behind more creative language — Stewart Lee Copy Share
“In the Vatican square, they were selling lollipops. You could buy lollipops about that big with the face of Pope John Paul II on… — Stewart Lee Copy Share
“Most Americans do not own passports. They’re not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an… — Stewart Lee Copy Share
“The world of publishing is in crisis. It's no coincidence that the worst published writer in the world today is also one of the… — Stewart Lee Copy Share
“All the proper bands from then, when we were kids, yeah? The Rubettes and Mud and Chicory Tip. Yeah. Not like the bands they… — Stewart Lee Copy Share
“Did you slip in some cheese? Did it make you hate cheese, which you had previously loved? Why not sue a cheese-maker? Sue him… — Stewart Lee Copy Share
“The kind of people that say “political correctness gone mad” are usually using that phrase as a kind of cover action to attack minorities… — Stewart Lee Copy Share
“I am sick of reading on Daily Mail message boards that I am 'one of these foul-mouthed modern comedians' when I am absolutely not.… — Stewart Lee Copy Share
I'm really glad I'm not on Twitter. Because I'd have to be answering things that I didn't really know anything about, and I'd rather… — Stewart Lee Copy Share
I knew about things like Iggy Pop and The Velvet Underground, weirdly, before I knew about David Bowie. I didn't know what David Bowie… — Stewart Lee Copy Share
I’m just confusing the thrill of being young with the notion that the era in which I was young was in any way especially… — Stewart Lee Copy Share
“Within a few years these "jokes" as we comedians call them, will have been entirely purged from my work in favour, exclusively, of grinding… — Stewart Lee Copy Share
“What's happened is somewhere, along the line, as a society, we confused the notion of 'home' with the possibility of 'an investment opportunity'. What… — Stewart Lee Copy Share
