My New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'You go, girl' to myself. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
Why won't they let a year die without bringing in a new one on the instant, can't they use birth control on… — John Dos Passos Copy Share Image
I would say happy new year, but it's not happy; it's exactly the same as last year except colder. — Robert Clark Copy Share Image
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in… — Oprah Winfrey Copy Share Image
New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. — Dave Beard Copy Share Image
