The only way to spend New Year's Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. — Dave Beard Copy Share Image
Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Let this coming year be better than all the others. Vow to do some of the things you've always wanted to do… — Ann Landers Copy Share Image