I will stop peeping into my boyfriend's female friends profile on facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think it's time to start working on New Year's Resolutions: 1. Make a lot of money. 2. Roll in aforementioned money. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The beginning of every New Year is always the best time to give another chance to your neglected talents!” — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
This year my New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'Seacrest out!' after I ejaculate. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I hope the world ends in 2012 so I can't be held accountable for my New Year's resolutions. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I really don't believe in New Year Resolutions, although I do agree with the positivity they bring. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People kill me when they make new year's resolutions with no intent of keeping them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
New year resolutions usually amount to nothing. Instead, set a goal and work towards it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When you enter the New Year with longing for the old year, you break the heart of the New Year and you… — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
“A person who gets lost in a dark forest waits with great hopes that the sun comes and saves him! And a… — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
“What do you need in the New Year? You need a dream; your dream needs an action; and your action needs right… — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
“You expect good things from the New Year, you expect hope, but the New Year also has something to tell you: You… — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly. So lets just wish each other a… — Judith Crist Copy Share Image
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now averagewhich means, you have met your… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
“Today is the very busy day of the year as I am working really hard to create some rules for the new… — Atlas Gondal Copy Share Image
“The most amazing miracle of every New Year is this: In the New Year, as if great things will always happen to… — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
“If you're looking for a New Year where you won't have any problems, oh, you're asking for so much, my friend, so… — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
“You bear a significant importance to humanity. You exist to complete the mold. Each step you take, great or little is important… — Chinonye J. Chidolue Copy Share Image
“The year may be ending. Don’t make poor decisions that may put an end to your life, your career, your goals, your… — De philosopher DJ Kyos Copy Share Image
“Let the sky celebrate! Let it pour some rain to wash away the past years' grief. Let the fireworks speak announcing a… — Noha Alaa El-Din Copy Share Image
“Another New Year's dawned, new opportunities and difficulties are sneaking around you. To take hold of good and let go bad, face… — Lord Robin Copy Share Image
“New year resolutions are not the solutions for your last year resolutions, they are the salvage” — P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar Copy Share Image
People make resolutions to change themselves in the new year but what good thing will you do to others next year? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Let us do something incredible this New Year: Let us try to see the world from the window of other cultures!” — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
“If you want to win in 2023, sow a good seed, conquer the urge to be seen, work on what is within… — Gift Gugu Mona Copy Share Image
“Everything is possible , not only when you believe ,but also when you act on it. It all begins with you” — De philosopher DJ Kyos Copy Share Image
“My year in review – Lost 5% in stocks, gained 5% in weight; objective for New Year – to achieve other way around.” — Yatin Patel Copy Share Image
New years resolutions don't exsist. It should never take a new year to make you realize you need to change something. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Lord please grant us renewed health, happiness, ever increasing hope in any situation throughout the 356 days.” — Lailah Gifty Akita Copy Share Image
Make as many New Year's resolutions as possible so you have lots of future failures to choose from. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“There has never been a ‘New Year’ that has managed to become 'new' if the mistakes of the old years are repeated!” — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
I probably shouldn't be making any new resolutions this year...mainly because I'm still working on the ones from last year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“New year is another opportunity of seeing life with little more caring, compassion, maturity and beauty.” — Amit Ray Copy Share Image
A New Years resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other. — Anonymous Copy Share Image