Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Everything I've ever done in my whole career, people might not know, I've never written anything down on paper. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Struggling is hard because you never know what's at the end of the tunnel. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Sometimes, I knew generally what I was going to do, but I've never written anything down. Call it a sixth sense: the… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Nobody ever dared with Frank, because he had such mood swings, and you never knew how he was going to react. But… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
My father was an insurance man and a small-time gambler. He was a good man, but he had an eye for the… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Somehow, in my head, I don't think I'll die. I know that everybody dies, of course. I just think that it'll never… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I don't have regrets. I've never sat here and thought, 'Gee, if only I'd done 'The Man Who Came to Dinner' on… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I don't drink much anymore, but when I traveled with Frank Sinatra, God rest his soul, I used to drink like I could do… — Don Rickles Copy Share
They always use the word 'insult' with me, but I don't hurt anybody. I wouldn't be sitting here if I did. I make fun… — Don Rickles Copy Share
I have a problem, if the light goes on on TV and it blinks midnight, I don't know how to fix it. — Don Rickles Copy Share
To my knowledge, I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later on different comedians started trying doing it. — Don Rickles Copy Share
Famous people are deceptive. Deep down, they're just regular people. Like Larry King. We've been friends for forty years. He's one of the few… — Don Rickles Copy Share
To this day, when I say that I went to the American Academy, people are very impressed. The reputation of the school has always… — Don Rickles Copy Share
In our day we went from - we went into saloons. We couldn't cross over like you can today, get a television series and… — Don Rickles Copy Share
I don't get into politics. I know [Donald] Trump, but I don't follow that. That's just an aside for him when he has nothing… — Don Rickles Copy Share
I was always the guy who made jokes and ribbed people at parties. After I went to the American Academy of Dramatic Arts I… — Don Rickles Copy Share
When I walk down the street in New York, I swear to God, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will… — Don Rickles Copy Share