You're never quite sure how you feel about a neighbor until a 'For Sale' sign suddenly appears in front of his house. — Orlando Aloysius Battista Copy Share Image
The fellow who says he'll meet you halfway usually thinks he's standing on the dividing line. — Orlando Aloysius Battista Copy Share Image
There are times when silence is the best way to yell at the top of your voice. — Orlando Aloysius Battista Copy Share Image
Man can learn a lot from fishing - when the fish are biting no problem in the world is big enough to be remembered. — Orlando Aloysius Battista Copy Share Image
Placing the blame is a bad habit, but taking the blame is a sure builder of character — Orlando Aloysius Battista Copy Share Image
Before most people start boasting about their family tree, they usually do a good pruning job. — Orlando Aloysius Battista Copy Share Image
One good thing about punctuality is that it's a sure way to help you enjoy a few minutes of privacy. — Orlando Aloysius Battista Copy Share Image
A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk. — Orlando Aloysius Battista Copy Share Image
Initiative is to success what a lighted match is to a candle. — Orlando Aloysius Battista Copy Share Image
Knowledge is power, especially when it is hitched to a workhorse. — Orlando Aloysius Battista Copy Share Image
Before most people start boasting about their family tree, they already have done a good pruning job. — Orlando Aloysius Battista Copy Share Image
An atheist is a man who looks through a telescope and tries to explain what he can't see… — Orlando Aloysius Battista Copy Share Image
