I hate when someone drives my car and resets all the radio presets. I don't understand it. If I was ever driving… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
'Elf' has become this big holiday movie, and I remember running around the streets of New York in tights saying, 'This could… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
I've never been a conceited person or cocky, never felt boastful, but I always had a sense of self-worth; I always had… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
I was never a class clown or anything like that, but I do remember being in the first grade and my teacher,… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
I've never had a yard sale, ever, in my life. I don't know if I ever thought about stuff I would get… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
On the set of an independent film you can tell that nobody is doing it for the money. Everyone is there because they love… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
Why did Autograph Magazine list me as one of the worst autograph signers? Oh, I don't know. It's probably because I punched some 8-year-old… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
I just Fell Down the Stairs Holding a Guitar and Accidentally Wrote a One Direction Song — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era. — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to sail around the world in a handmade boat, and I built a boat. — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
I left 'Saturday Night Live' without a film to go to, and I'd filmed 'Old School' while I was in my last season of… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
You did it! Congratulations! World's best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody! It's great to be here. — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
There are a lot of really funny guys who are very natural in what they do: Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Seth Rogen. — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
