Never Quotes by Oliver Hardy

A knick-knack is a thing that sits on top of a whatnot.

— Oliver Hardy

A genius of comedy His talent brought joy and Laughter to all the world.

— Oliver Hardy

You're actually using your brain. That's what comes from associating with me.

— Oliver Hardy

“Here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.”

— Oliver Hardy

We never see ourselves as others see us.

— Oliver Hardy

That's another fine mess you've gotten me into.

— Oliver Hardy

If you must make a noise, make it quietly.

— Oliver Hardy

You know, there's a right and wrong way to do everything.

— Oliver Hardy

“Well, if she was dumb enough to marry you, she'll believe anything.”

— Oliver Hardy