I've got a group who can't play music, one bad comedian plus boyfriend, a nervous breakdown calling himself a magician, two coachloads of 70-year-old religious maniacs looking for a fight and a fancy-dress contest that nobody knew about. — Alan Bleasdale Copy Share Image
There is not in nature, a thing that makes man so deformed, so beastly, as doth intemperate anger. — Alan Bleasdale Copy Share Image
I've got a group who can't play music, one bad comedian plus boyfriend, a nervous breakdown calling himself a magician, two coachloads of 70-year-old… — Alan Bleasdale Copy Share Image
It's easy to be generous with money. Far harder to be generous with your time. — Alan Bleasdale Copy Share Image
