“There's no good reason to change a Neil Simon line. The day that I'm funnier than Neil Simon, Hell will be a very chilly place.” — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
I started balding at age 17 and after first being sad, I really embraced it. — Jason Alexander Copy Share
Every poker player, like every fisherman, needs to have a story in a box, and most poker stories are completely uninteresting. — Jason Alexander Copy Share
Life and families and babies are all joyous gifts. But if we do not begin to truly account for our numbers, we will surely… — Jason Alexander Copy Share
The necessity for 'professionals' in the entertainment industry is being constantly challenged. — Jason Alexander Copy Share
Theater is very much the world I'd like to get back to, particularly in New York, both as an actor and director. — Jason Alexander Copy Share
Divorce is very difficult, especially on the kids. Of course, I'm the result of my parents having stayed together, so you never know. — Jason Alexander Copy Share
It's a question of finding the right thing, if I'm going to be an actor... if I have to get up eight times a… — Jason Alexander Copy Share
It specifically says in the Torah that you can eat shrimp and bacon in a Chinese restaurant. — Jason Alexander Copy Share
I've gotten a lot of compliments on the 'Criminal Minds' guy. I guess it's because the look of that character is so different from… — Jason Alexander Copy Share
I cannot tell people who are struggling that I come first. I just cannot. — Jason Alexander Copy Share
The show is like an Edwardian play - emotional life gets stepped on for the sake of accepted manners, and that's terrific for actors… — Jason Alexander Copy Share
