“Earth to Brian! Come in, Brian! We've lost him, Alan. He's traveled faster than the speed of cum to the planet Fuckme. I'm afraid we've lost him.” — Grasshopper Copy Share Image
“Billy and Aaron found their way beyond the rain. Anyone who reads this story: Have faith in the resilience of the human spirit.........if I… — Grasshopper Copy Share Image
“In a sec.......let's see if this will help. Once there was a bunny that was very sad cause his ears were long and floppy… — Grasshopper Copy Share Image
“What if you died?" "I'd sit up there on the edge of my cloud and throw stuff at you." "Jordy!" "Daniel!" "I love you."… — Grasshopper Copy Share Image
“Earth to Brian! Come in, Brian! We've lost him, Alan. He's traveled faster than the speed of cum to the planet Fuckme. I'm afraid… — Grasshopper Copy Share Image
“It's just that the last thing Adam ever said to me.......I remember it all so clear....'Can you go with me, Jordy? I'm not so… — Grasshopper Copy Share Image
“Seeing a big scratch on Andy's cheek, he tried again. "You win this fight?" he touched the little boy's cheek lightly. Andy's eyes filled… — Grasshopper Copy Share Image
“Yeah, it's Friday and they open it for students eighteen and over with IDs. I'm gonna score me a true babe tonight," Chester grinned.… — Grasshopper Copy Share Image
