“But all them things exist," said Nanny Ogg. "That's no call to go around believing in them. It only encourages 'em.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Nanny Ogg never did any housework herself, but she was the cause of housework in other people. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Oh, we're always all right. You remember that. We happen to other people. -Nanny Ogg” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Nanny Ogg looked under her bed in case there was a man there. Well, you never knew your luck. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Nanny Ogg never did any housework herself, but she was the cause of housework” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana', but didn't know how you stopped. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Nanny Ogg gave this the same consideration as would a nuclear physicist who'd just been told that someone was banging two bits… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Nanny Ogg was an attractive lady, which is not the same as being beautiful. She fascinated Casanunda. She was an incredibly comfortable… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Ah…it says here that she was, I mean is, fairer than all the stars in heaven….” They all looked at Tiffany. “You… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Er, excuse me,' said the man as Nanny Ogg turned away, 'but what is that on your shoulders?' 'It's. . . a… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Nanny Ogg appreciated fine wine in her very own way. It would never have occurred to Casanunda that anyone would top up… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
It wasn't that Nanny Ogg sang badly. It was just that she could hit notes which, when amplified by a tin bath… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Nanny Ogg could see the future in the froth on a beer mug. It invariably showed that she was going to enjoy… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Divers alarums and excursions', she read, uncertainly. 'That means lots of terrible happenings, said Magrat. 'You always put that in plays.' Alarums… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Typical artist,' said Granny. 'He just painted the showy stuff in the front... And what about these cherubs? We're not going to… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Here, how did you get out of the castle?" said Granny. "The esteemed Nanny Ogg assisted me," said the king. "I reasoned,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Magrat liked to think she was good with children, and worried that she wasn’t. She didn’t like them very much, and worried… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
