You should be able to drink a clean cup of water and you should be able to write your own name. That's the kind of stuff that holds dear to me, not I'm the best rapper. That doesn't matter to… — Asher Roth Copy Share Image
I unfortunately don't have a stage name, I don't have a celebrity that I can hide behind, so every time I show my ID at an airport person or get carded at a bar, it's always interesting. — Asher Roth Copy Share Image
I wanna go to college for the rest of my life. Sip Banker's Club and drink Miller Lite. On Thirsty Thursday and Tuesday Night… — Asher Roth Copy Share Image
Chillin watching CNN thinking damn we are damned not again. How is George Bush not in jail for treason. But Clinton gets impeached for… — Asher Roth Copy Share Image
His only son, is only 21, And focus as a poet has only just begun. Pappa isn't done, he understands what this means, His… — Asher Roth Copy Share Image
I'm having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way. Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day. — Asher Roth Copy Share Image
Mario Kart skills are outrageous. Play me any day and I'll be the best racist. — Asher Roth Copy Share Image
That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely... — Asher Roth Copy Share Image
Forget college, forget everything else, just educate yourself, your world around you, everything around you. — Asher Roth Copy Share Image
That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked… — Asher Roth Copy Share Image
People love to make excuses, forget all the excuses, if it doesn't work out, failure is the best thing that can happen to somebody,… — Asher Roth Copy Share Image
My occupation doesn't really allow for routines, but I'm pretty consistent about tea in the morning. — Asher Roth Copy Share Image
So fill up my cup, let's get fucked up. I'm next on the table, who want what? I am champion at beer pong, Allen… — Asher Roth Copy Share Image