Last year we had so many people coming in and out they didn't bother to sew their names on the backs of the uniforms. They just put them there with Velcro. — Andy Van Slyke Copy Share Image
The biggest adjustment from the minors was learning to spend $45 in meal money. — Andy Van Slyke Copy Share Image
If everyone were like him (Mitch Williams) I wouldn't play. I'd find a safer way to make a living. — Andy Van Slyke Copy Share Image
They wanted me to play third like Brooks so I did play like Brooks - Mel Brooks. — Andy Van Slyke Copy Share Image
It's a lot like life. I think 99 percent of what goes on in life, we have very little control over. — Andy Van Slyke Copy Share Image
If someone from Germany or somewhere, who had no idea what baseball was, saw Kruk play, he'd wonder what the beer truck driver was… — Andy Van Slyke Copy Share Image
I can only guess that, for guys in their 30s and 40s who watched me play, they understood that the score never mattered and… — Andy Van Slyke Copy Share Image
With the Cardinals everybody would be reading the business section to see what their stocks were doing. You get to this locker room (Pirates)… — Andy Van Slyke Copy Share Image
I don't care what you do - baseball or politics - George W. Bush is always going to be compared to his father. I… — Andy Van Slyke Copy Share Image
I always respected Barry Bonds, and I wanted to let him know that I did in a certain way. — Andy Van Slyke Copy Share Image
He (Ozzie Smith) plays like he's on a mini-trampoline or wearing helium kangaroo shorts. — Andy Van Slyke Copy Share Image
Who says there's an unemployment problem in this country? Just take the five percent unemployed and give them a baseball stat to follow. — Andy Van Slyke Copy Share Image
