Named Penis Quotes

I named my penis truth, coz bitches can't take it.

— Nikhil Saluja

I named my penis Attention, because we all know how much women love fucking attention.

— Nikhil Saluja

I named my penis the truth. Bitches can't handle it.

— Anonymous

I named my penis Cybertron. Because when he transforms, you are fucked.

— Anonymous

I named my penis the truth because most girls can't handle it

— Author Name

“Oh God,” she groaned. “We just named your penis. Honeymoon’s over.”

— Tessa Bailey