Bin Laden is living in the United States, and he has blonde hair. He's probably got some type of eating disorder. And… — Sam Seder Copy Share Image
Because there is something psychologically wrong with you on some level if you want to be on TV, if the only way you can… — Sam Seder Copy Share Image
You cannot avoid controversy in this day and age - you really only can pick sides. — Sam Seder Copy Share Image
Donald Trump's own intelligence is publicly saying that Russia is actively trying to help him and hurt Joe Biden. — Sam Seder Copy Share Image
Either you're a political comedian or you're a stand-up. Just talking about politics isn't enough. People who talk about airplane food, you don't call… — Sam Seder Copy Share Image
I think there's a real hunger out there for new voices who will speak more truth to power and who are less ensconced in… — Sam Seder Copy Share Image
I mean, the conservative movement in this country has been selling a pack of lies for a long time. — Sam Seder Copy Share Image
Listen, as far as the war on Christmas goes, I feel like we should be waging a war on Christmas. — Sam Seder Copy Share Image
You know, actors say, 'There are no bad roles, there are only bad actors.' Well, comedians, because they're also writers, believe that there are… — Sam Seder Copy Share Image
The mainstream is not the mainstream anymore. We're a lot more niched in our media. — Sam Seder Copy Share Image
My theory about L.A. is that it's almost like you have an allergy that's dormant and just need to be put in the right… — Sam Seder Copy Share Image
I mean, Donald Trump has been able, because of Mitch McConnell, to seat more circuit court judges almost than Barack Obama did in eight… — Sam Seder Copy Share Image
