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I am always a competitor and my wife and son have never seen me wrestle. — Bill Goldberg Copy Share Image
Well, my wife, Cathy Gillespie, worked for Joe Barton, who was running for Congress in 1984. — Ed Gillespie Copy Share Image
I have terrible luck. Last week my chauffeur ran off without my wife. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My wife assures me she didn't sleep with Tiger Woods, but how can I believe her? — Tim Piper Copy Share Image
I live to play music, and hang out with my wife and kid, and hang out with my friends, and discover the… — Mark Hoppus Copy Share Image
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No matter what anybody says, relationships are based on physical attraction. The first time I saw my wife, it was pure animal… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I live in Tuxedo Park, N.Y. and spend time in the West Village, where my wife Elizabeth Cotnoir, a writer-producer and documentary… — Howard Shore Copy Share Image
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I have not made any plans for the future, and my wife would kill me if I announced anything before that. — Scott Walker Copy Share Image
I helped put in a rink in Cadillac, Michigan, when my wife was very healthy. She helped them put it in and… — Gordie Howe Copy Share Image
I made jokes about kissing Murphy Brown. But if that's what cost me my job, my wife will probably say, "Hey asshole,… — Bebe Neuwirth Copy Share Image
My standup has always been a direct reflection of my life. When I was single, I talked about single stuff. I talked… — Henry Cho Copy Share Image
Comedy is grievances. It's a recitation of grievances - whether they're inconsequential, superficial - like "my wife shops too much", or "kids… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I wouldn't describe myself as a do-gooder. That's really more my wife. I'm kind of just the obsessed guy who's been writing… — M. Night Shyamalan Copy Share Image
I normally don't need any help to put pressure on myself but there was additional pressure because it was a film she… — Oscar Torre Copy Share Image
Both me and my wife's extended family all live within a 50-mile radius. Like me, a lot of them did time in… — Robert Smith Copy Share Image
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People often ask authors where their ideas come from, and often authors say they don't know. But I do know about this… — Sam McBratney Copy Share Image
I got my shot at the movies. I love doing standup live. I didn't know what I wanted to do. I wanted… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I guess I've always lived upside down when I want things I can't have. My wife actually thinks I have a syndrome… — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
I just have a heart filled with gratitude for a wonderful family. My wife, Karen, is the love of my life, and… — Mike Pence Copy Share Image
God, she's growing up, and I don't know when it happened, man. I used to buy her Minnie Mouse panties and little… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
If I really want to improve my situation, I can work on the one thing over which I have control-myself. I can… — Stephen Covey Copy Share Image
Danse Russe If I when my wife is sleeping and the baby and Kathleen are sleeping and the sun is a flame-white… — William Carlos Williams Copy Share Image
I went to a mosque in Philadelphia with [my wife] in December 24, 1999. And we we went to this mosque in… — Mahershala Ali Copy Share Image
What will always be possible is for someone to walk into a dark room and experience a film and connect to it.… — Andrew Bujalski Copy Share Image
God not only loves his people but delights in each one of us. He takes great pleasure in us. He's actually blessed… — David Wilkerson Copy Share Image