I don't do much cooking, but one of my favorite dishes to eat is my wife's macaroni and cheese. — Ice Cube Copy Share Image
I walked in on my wife and the milkman, the first thing she says is "don't tell the butcher"! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
My wife is so stupendously ugly it is easier to take her with me than to kiss her goodbye. — Max Miller Copy Share Image
My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals. — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
Eccentricity may be diverting, Mama, but it is out of place in a wife: certainly in my wife! — Georgette Heyer Copy Share Image
I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said "No, one drag is enough". — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker? — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I could lie and say my wife cooks for me, but she doesn't. My wife has never learnt cooking but she has… — Shahrukh Khan Copy Share Image
There are also many things my wife can't stand about me, and there are certain capacities that she has that are different… — Ian Bogost Copy Share Image
My wife said to me: 'If you won the lottery, would you still love me?' I said: 'Of course I would. I'd… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
When my hair is long enough to be cut, I go to my wife's hairdresser, and she generally pays for it. — Richie Benaud Copy Share Image
I really don't want to thank my wife because I could be bussing tables at the Daily Grill right now if not… — Robert Downey, Jr Copy Share Image
My wife can look at me in a certain way and I can tell by her eyes how she's feeling about me… — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. My wife dresses… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Love is giving someone everything on your plate; saying to them that you are full when you aren't. I could be better… — Chad Urmston Copy Share Image
I was definitely honored to be chosen, but I just didn't feel ready to be pitching in big games yet. It was… — CC Sabathia Copy Share Image
I walked out of the theater and started crying. My wife asked me, 'Why are you crying?' I said, 'Because I can't… — Dustin Hoffman Copy Share Image
My wife, well she has extensive experience, because before becoming the first lady, she was the wife of the CEO of a… — Lee Myung-bak Copy Share Image
God, my parents, my wife. I don't have a lot of friends, because I'm always moving around. I don't drink, so I… — Herschel Walker Copy Share Image
My wife's brother has a little house on a small island in the Baltic Sea, and we go there at Christmas. The… — Nick Frost Copy Share Image
If there is an amateur reader still left in the world—or anybody who just reads and runs—I ask him or her, with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On average, once a month for the last 10 years since her [Harper Lee] stroke, we have sat and talked and told… — Wayne Flynt Copy Share Image
When winter fails to provide an adequate snow base, my boys bring their sleds in the house and ride them down the… — John Eldredge Copy Share Image
I always wanted to be an actor. I was one of those lucky kids - or cursed kids - who always knew… — Tim Matheson Copy Share Image
I'm able to lead my life as well as make a film. My wife and my friends and people around me know… — Guy Pearce Copy Share Image
I suppose I could read more fiction, but I haven't moved in that direction. I'd like more time even though I spend… — Mark Helprin Copy Share Image
What would be a perfect day for me? I'd like to fly the Millennium Falcon to a small café outside of Vienna,… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
My wife, my Mary, goes to her sleep the way you would close the door of a closet. So many times I… — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
My act now is completely different. I took two years off when I first got with my wife and it was because… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I would injure no man, and should provoke no resentment. I would relieve every distress, and should enjoy the benedictions of gratitude.… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
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