My cousin is gay, I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I've always been an actress, entertaining my family was the start. I'm a goof ball among many of my cousins and siblings. — Aeriel Miranda Copy Share Image
My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee - the natural enemy of a tightrope walker. — Dan Rather Copy Share Image
My cousin Simon Bor, the champion of Los Angeles, convinced me to concentrate on running. — Martin Lel Copy Share Image
My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet. — Bill Kelly Copy Share Image
my cousin Shirley, who never complains, screamed and screamed when she was having her baby. True, this was just during conception. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
My cousin Elroy spent seven years as an IBM taper staring at THINK signs on the walls before he finally got a… — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
While my cousins were gang-banging, I was trying to learn what the Internet was about. — Theophilus London Copy Share Image
What's up? I'm Harris. I'm 33 years young. I have my cousin Jason's truck for two more weeks. I have one testicle-whack… — Harris Wittels Copy Share Image
I don't write about the intimate details of my cousins and aunts and uncles, and my mother and my father because it's… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
When I was in kindergarten, I had one line in a little play. I said, I am Patrick Potato and this is… — Doris Roberts Copy Share Image
You see somebody rapping and you're like, "Nah, my cousin can do that." You're spoiled by the experience. Overseas, it's still something… — Talib Kweli Copy Share Image
I do remember being teased by my cousins on my mom's side for not being black enough. And then I'd spend the… — Lauren London Copy Share Image
I can sit underneath the shed with all my family, my cousins, and everything, and just be like, "Yeah, this is what… — Channing Tatum Copy Share Image
I shared a room with my parents until I was 7, and I lived with my uncles and aunts and my cousins… — Dichen Lachman Copy Share Image
My aunt put my cousins into a children's modelling agency, then my mum did it with us. Me and my sister got… — Sullivan Stapleton Copy Share Image
I love my family but my family - they're the type of people that never let you forget anything you ever did...… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
Who's that new guy with the snooty accent who came out and talked to the police?" Evan persisted. "He looks like some… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
Acting as a profession came to me by chance: in 1946, after the war, I was having lunch with my cousin, who… — Christopher Lee Copy Share Image
All my life I had to fight. I had to fight my daddy. I had to fight my uncles. I had to… — Alice Walker Copy Share Image
Are you going to give a speech?' she asked gaily. He gave a choked laugh. 'Of course not,' he said. 'Not for… — Charles Finch Copy Share Image
I learned to fire guns at the age of nine or so, but luckily was not out killing people. We zigzagged the… — K'naan Copy Share Image
For a while I felt like I spoke a different language than my immediate family. It wasn't until my teens that I… — E.J. Bonilla Copy Share Image
I did not fire Brian Wilson from the Beach Boys. I cannot fire Brian Wilson from the Beach Boys. I am not… — Mike Love Copy Share Image
One of the paradoxes of our time is that the War on Terror has served mainly to reinforce a collective belief that… — Eula Biss Copy Share Image
My cousin had a baby and I was watching her breastfeed for a couple of bucks, and I'll tell you ladies: it's… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
I started with ballet and then my cousin Sarah introduced me to her tap teachers. — Adam Garcia Copy Share Image
Trying to be like my uncle, because I was an only child. He and my cousins were everything to me. — Deon Cole Copy Share Image
My cousin is gay, in school while other kids were dissecting frog, he was opening flies. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
