When I was a kid, I wanted desperately to be a jazz musician. I would practice the trumpet for hours, but when I got braces, that messed up my ability to play, so all of a sudden I had all… — Zach Woods Copy Share Image
When I was a kid I wanted to be a musician. I used to play the trumpet. I practiced all the time, but I got braces and I couldn't play it anymore, so I had all of this free time. — Zach Woods Copy Share Image
I'd like to be able to do complex math in my head. Any kind of adversity and I become very anxious, but if you're… — Zach Woods Copy Share Image
I think a challenge with every sitcom is, how do you maintain things that people are attached to without becoming so reiterative that it… — Zach Woods Copy Share Image
Sometimes you'll see people give performances in comedy with an ironic detachment where they'll sort of be remarking on the character from outside of… — Zach Woods Copy Share Image
I've played a lot of characters who are creeps or weirdos, with a deep darkness underneath the surface. — Zach Woods Copy Share Image
It's funny; I think I'm at a level of recognizability - is that even a word? - where it's just really nice. I think… — Zach Woods Copy Share Image
I don't know anything about tech, but I do know something about slightly socially crippled and overly cerebral guys. — Zach Woods Copy Share Image
When I was a kid my father would read Neil Simon plays with me when I was going to bed, as bedtime stories. All… — Zach Woods Copy Share Image
This is going to sound pretentious, but I like comedy that addresses something I find either worrisome or interesting in my life. — Zach Woods Copy Share Image
I always think it's hilarious when the stand-ins come in for 'Silicon Valley,' because it's a complete inversion of the attractiveness quotient that is… — Zach Woods Copy Share Image
My brother, who's a few years older then me, went to college in New York. He said all of these people from Saturday Night Live do improv together in Upright Citizens Brigade, and I thought, "Oh, that sounds really cool." So when I got braces and couldn't play music anymore, I said to my parents that I wanted to go… — Zach Woods Copy Share
Your body - or my body - is just kind of stupid. Like, your body doesn't know whether you're acting something because it's happening… — Zach Woods Copy Share Image
I remember seeing the first LEGO movie, almost skeptically. People were like, 'You should really see it!' And I was like, 'A LEGO movie?'… — Zach Woods Copy Share Image
