As you'll never hear the thing again, my boy, why not throw in a couple of brass bands? — Thomas Beecham Copy Share
Without question the most unpopular medium of musical sound in the world. — Thomas Beecham Copy Share
The sound of the harpsichord resembles that of a bird-cage played with toasting-forks. — Thomas Beecham Copy Share
Composers and musicians have always starved and, as this is a sentimental country, we think the tradition should be continued. — Thomas Beecham Copy Share
The grand tune is the only thing in music that the great public really understands. — Thomas Beecham Copy Share
I have just been all round the world and have formed a very poor opinion of it. — Thomas Beecham Copy Share
Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it. — Thomas Beecham Copy Share
In the first movement alone, I took note of six pregnancies and at least four miscarriages. — Thomas Beecham Copy Share
Beethoven's last quartets were written by a deaf man and should only be listened to by a deaf man. — Thomas Beecham Copy Share
Have you heard any Stockhausen?" Beecham was asked. "No, but I believe I have stepped in some. — Thomas Beecham Copy Share
If she is attractive, I can't perform with her; if she is not, then I won't. — Thomas Beecham Copy Share
All the arts in America are a gigantic racket run by unscrupulous men for unhealthy women. — Thomas Beecham Copy Share
