My neighbour called round to foretell me of the loud music I can expect when his party kicks off. I politely thanked him for the warning. Then I foretold him of the broken nose he can expect when I punch… — Steve Fowler Copy Share Image
Isolation makes me lonesome, but when I'm lonely in a crowd, I feel desolate and forlorn. — Steve Fowler Copy Share Image
There should be a ban on advertising non-stick pans, until someone has invented a non-stick pan. — Steve Fowler Copy Share Image
People should stop choosing their partners whilst they are drunk, on the grounds they must sober up at some point. — Steve Fowler Copy Share Image
There's no such thing as spirits or ghosts, no devils, gods or monsters; but always beware that theists exist and they cause all the… — Steve Fowler Copy Share Image
I never read because I always feel there's something more important to do, despite the fact I never do anything worthwhile. — Steve Fowler Copy Share Image
For as long as we're plagued by religions, we'll be plagued by extremists, because there's nothing more extreme than believing the human race was… — Steve Fowler Copy Share Image
If we have laws against religious hatred and religious prejudice, we should also have laws against atheist hatred and nonbeliever prejudice. — Steve Fowler Copy Share Image
The most materialistic, capitalistic and selfish organizations on earth, are ironically and hypocritically those that preach greed is immoral. RELIGIONS! — Steve Fowler Copy Share Image
In times of failing health, don't hopelessly pray for the intervention of a mythical god; wish hopefully for an advance in medical science. — Steve Fowler Copy Share Image
The sun is our father, the earth is our mother. And God is a myth destroying our family. — Steve Fowler Copy Share Image
