I'm back... and you knew I was coming. On my way here I passed a cinema with the sign 'The Mummy Returns'. — Margaret Thatcher Copy Share Image
“I have nothing against gay officers, but its time to get your shit straight an leave the drag at home.” — Khalia Hades Copy Share Image
Mummy’s coming home late tonight. It’ll be just we guys, so we can get drunk and watch porn. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
I don't fit into the yummy mummy box, I'm not a party girl anymore, I'm just me. — Sara Cox Copy Share Image
Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! ... That's the story of Jesus. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I wouldn't say I'm a mummy's girl, but I have grown to have a tremendous appreciation of her as a woman. I… — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
D mummyz sequel ws d mummy returnz,wich returnd bck 2 d cinemaz.Bt wen a persn z dead,tht persn nevr returnz 2 diz… — Alister Copy Share Image
“God help the poor mummy who encounters you, Peabody,” he said bitterly. “We ought to supply it with a pistol, to even… — Elizabeth Peters Copy Share Image
A casino in South Dakota was robbed by a man dressed as a mummy. The police described the suspect as anywhere between… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
My daughter, Lila, is my style critic. She'll say, 'No, Mummy, you can't wear that.' She's very good. I do trust her… — Kate Moss Copy Share Image
“How the fuck did a mummy get stuck under our floorboards?” Shaking my head, I smile. “I have no idea.” I point… — Khalia Hades Copy Share Image
If God lets me live, I shall attain more than Mummy ever has done, I shall not remain insignificant, I shall work… — Anne Frank Copy Share Image
“Death is number one on the list of things that we wish were possible to leave behind when we escaped barbarism.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
MUMMY, n. An ancient Egyptian, formerly in universal use among modern civilized nations as medicine, and now engaged in supplying art with… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“Don’t you think I’ve had enough excitement for one evening, without the additional thrill of a strange man making love to me?… — John L. Balderston Copy Share Image
“Mummy became a shadow, a woman who had lost herself because she had never found herself. She had always done the right… — Chloe Thurlow Copy Share Image
What a lesson, indeed, is all history and all life to the folly and fruitlessness of pride! The Egyptian kings had their… — Edwin Percy Whipple Copy Share Image
Princess Diana talking to Prince William about the loss of her title Her Royal Highness: She turned to William in her distress.… — Paul Burrell Copy Share Image
I've decided to call him Norbert,' said Hagrid, looking at the dragon with misty eyes. 'He really knows me now, watch. Norbert!… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The busy chatter of the heat Shrilled like a parakeet; And shuddering at the noonday light The dust lay dead and white… — Edith Sitwell Copy Share Image
I went in right up front and said, This can't be about some guy in bandages. I didn't even want to do… — Stephen Sommers Copy Share Image
“My mama is my feeding bottle... She never goes empty no matter how deep I sip! Thank you mum!” — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
“Never forget I am old,” she said. “What does that mean, Mummy-ji?” “Didn’t you know? Old is gold, na.” — Tarquin Hall Copy Share Image
“In some warped way, having an embalmed body with us made perfect sense.” — Tahir Shah Copy Share Image
The only reason I went for that goal is that I wanted to say: 'Now, mummy-daddy, will you love me?' — John Lennon Copy Share Image