I believe the world to be a muffin pan, and there certainly are a lot of muffins here. — Aaron Funk Copy Share Image
“Cat can have kittens in the oven, girl, but that won’t ever make em muffins.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Muffins should always be eaten quite calmly, as it is the only way to eat them! — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
I would probably be classified as a lesbian if it was only based on how much you enjoy eating muffins and cookies. — Prince Shawn Copy Share Image
Clean and restock your car at the end of each trip. No matter how tired you are, resist the temptation to let… — Julie Morgenstern Copy Share Image
Whenever I investigate a smell, I find that the answer is always bad. It's never: 'What is that? *sniff* muffins!' — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Way back when I was a junior pastry chef, I'd bake loads of muffins every morning, as many as 120 or so,… — Yotam Ottolenghi Copy Share Image
Usually, old ladies tell me to find Jesus. Look, I'm just trying to find some chai and a good vegan muffin. — Davey Havok Copy Share Image
So, she tells me, the words dribbling out with the cranberry muffin crumbs, commas dunked in her coffee. — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
People get so in the habit of worry that if you save them from drowning and put them on a bank to… — John Jay Chapman Copy Share Image
Red flag of the eating disorder: the muffin. Keep your eye on the ladies with the muffins...and sometimes I'll just eat the… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Imagine, if you can, what the rest of the evening was like. How they crouched by the fire which blazed and leaped… — Frances Hodgson Burnett Copy Share Image
We all have to pick our battles. You've got to draw a line in the sand and stand firm. And it's this… — Chicken John Copy Share Image
When I am in trouble, eating is the only thing that consoles me. Indeed, as any one who knows me intimately will… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“Liam's hash brown casserole can only be described as so over-the-top ridiculous I fear Paula Deen is sitting somewhere cackling about it.… — Stacey Ballis Copy Share Image
Dombey sat in the corner of the darkened room in the great arm-chair by the bedside, and Son lay tucked up warm… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
In the two months I had also dated Justin Fellowes, this guy in my Spanish class, though after three weeks we decided… — Deb Caletti Copy Share Image
Brioches are a light, pale yellow, faintly sweet kind of muffin with a characteristic blob on top, rather like a mushroom just… — M. F. K. Fisher Copy Share Image
Good heavens, I suppose a man may eat his own muffins in his own garden." "But you have just said it was… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Coffee?" Santangelo calls down to us. We both look up. He,Ben, and Raffy are hanging over the side. "Is it espresso?" Anson… — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
I had NO interest in being a theologian, especially not a Christian, as I had been raised by progressive atheists. We bowed… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
“...and the smells, you know, the smells- I mean, if only our customers knew; they haven't got a clue about the greatness… — Evan Dara Copy Share Image
“No I am not okay. I've just been pulled out of play tryouts where I had to be the first to audition… — Wendy Mass Copy Share Image
There are forces working in the world as never before in the history of mankind for standardization, for the regimentation of us… — Madeleine L'Engle Copy Share Image
I found myself face to face with a long line of people resembling extras off the set of Night of the Living… — Joan Frank Copy Share Image
“I'll have a cup of coffee and one of your blueberry muffins." She sighed and looked at me. "Your grandmother was such… — Mary Simses Copy Share Image
