We don't need women. There are plenty other things in the world to have sex with, just go to a sexaholics meeting… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
There, gleaming in the glow, was that ten-horsepower rotary engine under a seat. A key glistening in the ignition. I imagine the… — George Jones Copy Share Image
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and… — Ben Berger Copy Share Image
A rancher is a farmer who farms the public lands with a herd of four-legged lawn mowers. — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
I wouldn't kidnap a man for sex - I'm not saying I couldn't use someone to oil the mower. — Victoria Wood Copy Share Image
The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless. — Maxine Copy Share Image
The problem with the drone is it's like your lawn mower. You've got to mow the lawn all the time. The minute… — Bruce Riedel Copy Share Image
Mine is the Month of Roses; yes, and mine The Month of Marriages! All pleasant sights And scents, the fragrance of the… — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Copy Share Image
A college president is like the lawn mower at a cemetary: he has a lot of people under him, but they don't… — Steven Sample Copy Share Image
Technical progress and more comfortable living permit the systematic inclusion of libidinal components into the realm of commodity production and exchange. But… — Herbert Marcuse Copy Share Image
We must not hope to be mowers, And to gather the ripe gold ears, Unless we have first been sowers And water… — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
I use a pick in my hair without force. You use a lawn mower-you got peat moss. — Extra P Copy Share Image
I have four sons whom I love dearly. Suppose our lawn needed to be cut. I could say, "Boys, can you see… — George Sweeting Copy Share Image
When Spring unlocks the flowers To paint the laughing soil; When summer's balmy breezes Refresh the mower's toil; When winter holds in… — Reginald Heber Copy Share Image
There are idle spots on every farm, and every highway is bordered by an idle strip as long as it is; keep… — Aldo Leopold Copy Share Image
Our shipment of mowers was lost at sea and while we waited, winter descended and covered our green lawns with snow. That… — Terry Matthews Copy Share Image
Americans are less mystical about what produced their inland or meadow courses; they are the product of the bulldozerm rotary ploughs, mowers,… — Alistair Cooke Copy Share Image
