“I wouldn't miss this fake-homo show for all the Gucci Shoes on Rodeo Drive.” — River Jaymes Copy Share Image
“I'm feeling pretty motivated," Dylan said. "Cuz the sooner you leave, the sooner Alec and I can get back to that sex swing." Tyler paused in the midst of picking up the remaining boxes. "Alex doesn't have a sew swing."… — River Jaymes Copy Share Image
“Noah grinned as he watched the procedure. "That never fails to amuse me," he said, turning to Alec. Isn't he just the butchiest thing… — River Jaymes Copy Share Image
“I wouldn't miss this fake-homo show for all the Gucci Shoes on Rodeo Drive.” — River Jaymes Copy Share Image
“After all this time, your mind still resides firmly in the gutter, Dylan Booth.” — River Jaymes Copy Share Image
“A long-standing commitment to living in the present—because screw the past. She was a done deal. And screw the future cuz she was a… — River Jaymes Copy Share Image
“Alec sounded defeated. "You just don't know when to shut up, do you?" "It's a gift," Dylan said.” — River Jaymes Copy Share Image
“Did you at least get the maintenance history on the bike?” “Uh…” Alec scratched the back of his neck. “It was kind of an… — River Jaymes Copy Share Image
“I'm feeling pretty motivated," Dylan said. "Cuz the sooner you leave, the sooner Alec and I can get back to that sex swing." Tyler… — River Jaymes Copy Share Image
“No trouble at all. I'm feeling pretty motivated," Dylan said. "Cuz the sooner you leave, the sooner Alec and I can get back to… — River Jaymes Copy Share Image
