“When shit brings you down, just say 'fuck it', and eat yourself some motherfucking candy.” — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“When a hurricane damaged my father's house, my brother rushed over with a gas grill, three coolers of beer, and an enormous Fuck-It Bucket - a plastic pail filled with jawbreakers and bite-size candy bars. ("When shit brings you down,… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image