“Kelly's mother was a bitch and her father was run over by the motor home when he chased a squirrel into the street, but I figured that was more information than my mother needed to know.” — David LaRochelle Copy Share Image
“I tried to think of a good reason as to why I had a sex book down my pants, but my brain refused to… — David LaRochelle Copy Share Image
“I quickly discovered three distinct traits about my tablemates: They hit each other a lot. They swore a lot. They belched a lot.” — David LaRochelle Copy Share Image
“Rachel's mother slipped her arm around his waist. "Steven was just telling us about being gay, Fred." Rachel's father smiled and reached down to… — David LaRochelle Copy Share Image
“Kelly's mother was a bitch and her father was run over by the motor home when he chased a squirrel into the street, but… — David LaRochelle Copy Share Image
“Of course! That was it! I didn't need a tattoo. What I needed was something a lot less expensive and considerably less painful. What… — David LaRochelle Copy Share Image
