You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You think the two of us and a slummy motel make for a dangerous combination? — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
“Motels will not give you a discount because your friend is “dead”, so don’t ask. ” — Joleene Naylor Copy Share Image
It's these substandard motels on the (lalalalala) corner of 4th and Fremont Street. — Panic At The Disco Copy Share Image
“Depreciating motels, junked automobiles, and quick-food joints grow like amber waves of grain.” — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
“You can always tell about motels," Al advises. "You wanna lie low, pick one's gotta car with a flat parked at a… — Ted Staunton Copy Share Image
But I can also write in crappy motel rooms, while standing in line, or sitting in the dentist's chair. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
I grew up watching my mom and dad selling rooms in our motels. We had CEOs coming to our house so that… — J. B. Pritzker Copy Share Image
... the Kindle is a "roach motel" device: its license terms and DRM ensure that books can check in, but they can't… — Cory Doctorow Copy Share Image
And takin' a bath in the creek. That's the stuff that really made it worthwhile. Anybody can stay in a motel. — Chris LeDoux Copy Share Image
You'll pay the highest price on back roads and in back seats and in a cheap highway motel. But what's a few… — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
Joan Collins told a reporter that she hasn't had plastic surgery; come on... she's had more tucks than a motel bedsheet! — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Hospitality, or flinging wide the door to friends and wayfarers alike, was once important, back in a world without motels or safety… — Barbara Holland Copy Share Image
The man behind the check-in counter gives the impression that he has just axe-murdered the motel's owner (and family, and family pet)… — Paul Quarrington Copy Share Image
Without stopping kissing her, he swept her up into his arms. They stood in the motel lobby kissing until someone called, "Get… — Melissa Marr Copy Share Image
You cannot hear the name Martin Luther King, Jr., and not think of death. You might hear the words 'I have a… — Michael Eric Dyson Copy Share Image
If you live in a good neighborhood, you drive home and there's a bank. There's grocery stores and big houses - but… — will.i.am Copy Share Image
Other people get into occupations by accident or design; but writers are born. I could work at selling motels, or slopping hogs,… — W. P. Kinsella Copy Share Image
Working alone on stories, I began to feel the anonymity of motels on interstate highways reached by jet planes and rental cars.… — John Loengard Copy Share Image
When I do think, ‘Man a f—cking motel room with a couple of thousand dollars worth of narcotics would do me right,’… — Anthony Copy Share Image
What makes humans human is precisely that they do not know the future. That is why they do the fateful and amusing… — Lorrie Moore Copy Share Image
“10 PLACES TO NEVER, EVER, EVER GO UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES Rooms lit by a single hanging light bulb. Rooms lit by nothing.… — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
“So one time when I was working in this motel one of the toilets leaked and I had to replace the flapper… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
Gently, I ran my hand across his chest, exploring it. My breath felt tight in my throat. He was so beautiful. His… — L.A. Weatherly Copy Share Image
When I woke the next morning in my room at White's Motel, I showered and stood naked in front of the mirror,… — Cheryl Strayed Copy Share Image
As a kid, I imagined lots of different scenarios for my life. I would be an astronaut. Maybe a cartoonist. A famous… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
Kids should be taught about sex, sex hygiene and contraceptive methods starting in the sixth grade, and whenever they want to try… — Madalyn Murray O'Hair Copy Share Image
Whenever I hear some bigmouth in Washington or the Christian heartland banging on about the evils of sodomy or whatever, I mentally… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
I love everything about motels. I can't help myself. I still get excited every time I slip a key into a motel… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
I used to dream of a week-long beach vacation with white sand under my toes... right now, I'd settle for 48 hours… — Ingrid Weir Copy Share Image
Hey, lady, those are some sexy-ass extensions. I guess you wont mind if I extend to you a personal invitation to party… — Michael Cera Copy Share Image
I grew up poor in San Pedro, California, sleeping on the floor of shady motels with my five siblings and not always… — Misty Copeland Copy Share Image
One time I stayed at a haunted motel. When I checked into my room, there was a sheet on the floor, and… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Microsoft is a big intellectual roach motel. All the big minds go in, and they don't come out. — Paul Saffo Copy Share Image
I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a… — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
The first time I remember women reacting to me was when we were filming Hud in Texas. Women were literally trying to… — Paul Newman Copy Share Image
