In every movie and every TV show, the dads are morons. And dads tend to react by doing what dads do best: They check out. They say, 'Ask your mother.' — Steve Schirripa Copy Share Image
If it's time for your character to go, it's time for your character to go - you know what I mean? That's it. It… — Steve Schirripa Copy Share
Moms and daughters can negotiate over anything, and they can go on longer than it took to settle the Vietnam War. — Steve Schirripa Copy Share
I've been offered 'Celebrity Fit Club', where you have to take off your shirt and get on a scale. I got kids, man. I'm… — Steve Schirripa Copy Share
I read a lot of true-crime books, but sometimes they can put you in a bad mood. — Steve Schirripa Copy Share
Everybody thinks they have the answer to how to be a good parent. Here's mine: Everybody's gonna make mistakes. — Steve Schirripa Copy Share
With girls, there's an insecurity that starts early on. It hangs around them, like some annoying kid from down the block who won't take… — Steve Schirripa Copy Share
Being the father of girls is a kind of illness, in its own way - since any guy who has tried to live in… — Steve Schirripa Copy Share
I gotta say, as the father of two beautiful young daughters, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth. — Steve Schirripa Copy Share
Some people will humiliate themselves or their families just to be on television. — Steve Schirripa Copy Share
People get that dads have a place in the lives of their sons. But you have to be just as present with daughters, maybe… — Steve Schirripa Copy Share
