There are four kinds of people in this world: cretins, fools, morons, and lunatics. — Umberto Eco Copy Share Image
Never have a dog. Let's not beat around the bush here: dogs are morons. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
There are nice things in the world - and I mean nice things. We're all such morons to get so sidetracked. — J. D. Salinger Copy Share Image
Men think that not being able to wire a plug somehow makes them more creative or intellectual. It just makes them morons. — James May Copy Share Image
“Shut up! Do you think we’re morons?” Michael kept his expression blank. Oh how badly he wanted to say “Yup.” — James Dashner Copy Share Image
Men are pigs. I really have every sympathy for women that they actually have to choose one of these arrogant, stupid morons… — Michael Winner Copy Share Image
“God damn it, there are nice things in the world – and I mean nice things. We're all such morons to get… — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
Some of these white people will never learn to not talk crazy about Obama online. Government not playing around with you morons. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In every movie and every TV show, the dads are morons. And dads tend to react by doing what dads do best:… — Steve Schirripa Copy Share Image
I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley, — Jeff Kinney Copy Share Image
All the children seem to be coming out quite intelligent, thank goodness. It would have been such a bore to be the… — Dorothy L. Sayers Copy Share Image
What did you expect? Welcome, sonny? Make yourself at home? Marry my daughter? You've got to remember that these are just simple… — Gene Wilder Copy Share Image
“I’d known dudes like this my whole life, country morons stuck in a state of permanent resentment. They abuse small animals, grow… — Nic Pizzolatto Copy Share Image
“Finnie kicked a packet of washing powder. "Why am I surrounded by morons? Did I tick the wrong bloody box for room… — Stuart MacBride Copy Share Image
For the naysayers that claimed 'American Family' revealed us to be vacant, unloving, uncaring morons of the materialistic '70s, this image will… — Lance Loud Copy Share Image
“I am up against the system, the whole method & approach of a system of education which makes us morons, cultural morons,… — R K Narayan Copy Share Image
We are failing to segregate morons who are increasing and multiplying . . . a dead weight of human waste . .… — Margaret Sanger Copy Share Image
Idiots are not responsible for what they do. The real guilt falls on rational people who sit on their hands while morons… — Jack McDevitt Copy Share Image
“It is the natural tendency of the ignorant to believe what is not true. In order to overcome that tendency it is… — H.L. Mencken Copy Share Image
This education has reduced us to a nation of morons; we were strangers to our own culture and camp followers of another… — R.K. Narayan Copy Share Image
“There was this other apocalypse this one time. And, well, I took off. But this time, I don't... I don't know." "Well,… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
“What the hell does it all mean anyhow? Nothing. Zero. Zilch. Nothing comes to anything. And yet, there's no shortage of idiots… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“Had I realized while on Earth," he said, "that Hell was such a delightful place, I should have put more faith in… — Frederic Arnold Kummer Copy Share Image
Men!" I said. "You all a bunch of chauvinist morons" Stephanie Plum - Ten Big Ones — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“A deaf and dumb in the mist of morons is a renowed talkative among brains.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
