I don't want to be a total moron and be just known as the jazz-handed judge. — Robert Rinder Copy Share Image
If I were the last person on earth, some moron would turn left in front of me. — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
The greatest threat to America is not foreign terrorists, its domestic morons. — John Fugelsang Copy Share Image
“If that moron had told me you had women with you, I'd have let you in a lot sooner” — Dan Wells Copy Share Image
It is the classic fallacy of our time that a moron run through a university and decorated with a Ph.D. will thereby… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
An organization that treats its programmers as morons will soon have programmers that are willing and able to act like morons only. — Bjarne Stroustrup Copy Share Image
A few glasses of wine can be the difference between finding a man a hilarious companion or an insufferable moron — Joe Abercrombie Copy Share Image
Our civilisation cannot afford to let the censor-moron loose. The censor-moron does not really hate anything but the living and growing human… — D. H. Lawrence Copy Share Image
“After riding like a moron all over the place, observes the face of an Indian when he crashes. He is stunned.” — Manu Joseph Copy Share Image
There's always been some moron-who usually went by the name of 'producer' - who would have to justify his existence, and interfere. — Frank Tashlin Copy Share Image
When I was being bullied, I had to learn not to judge myself by the opinions of intolerant morons. Then I felt… — Michael R. Burch Copy Share Image
Whatever it took to get elected president of the United States, I don't think being a complete and utter moron is one… — James Woods Copy Share Image
New Rule: President Bush must stop acting like WE'RE the idiots. He gives speech after speech, and the theme is always the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
You have to remember that what we’re dealing with here are Sumerian gallu demons. The next to the lowest form of demon… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
We have a tendency to think everyone's idiotic and everyone's only doing something idiotic, and the world is controlled by a not-so-secret… — John Malkovich Copy Share Image
Americans are desperately, here on the West Coast, buying up and hoarding iodine pills... Isn't it great that in a land that… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Sometimes I think there’s someone up there just sitting around thinking of ways to make me look like a complete moron. Seriously,… — Michael Thomas Ford Copy Share Image
Wonder, and its expression in poetry and the arts, are among the most important things which seem to distinguish men from other… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I felt the little beads of sweat pooling on my temple. Sit here and look nice...I could do that. But answer questions?… — Kiera Cass Copy Share Image
No matter what I said they insisted on thinking of God as something outside themselves. Something that yearns to take every indolent… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
All events, no matter how earthshaking or bizarre, are diluted within moments of their occurrence the the continuance of the necessary routines… — Robin Hobb Copy Share Image
I have come to believe that large print, thick and heavy paper, and wide margins and oversize leading is indicative of the… — Erik Naggum Copy Share Image
“He was too stupid to have seen me, the moron who was driving the red Ford while having his cell phone glued… — Alan T. McKean Copy Share Image
I’m not a romantic, I’m a half-wit. Only stupid people would think I’m smart. I’m not something anyone should know. I’m a… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
Unless they can pass the same test that immigrants must pass to become citizens, people shouldnt be allowed to vote. The idea… — Charley Reese Copy Share Image
“When a candidate for public office faces the voters he does not face men of sense; he faces a mob of men… — H.L. Mencken Copy Share Image
I lived through the Cold War as a child, and we always thought a nuclear bomb could end life everywhere at any… — Louie Psihoyos Copy Share Image
I'll tell you what autism is. In 99 percent of the cases, it's a brat who hasn't been told to cut the… — Michael Savage Copy Share Image
