How many women here like to have sex in the morning? Now how many like to be awake when it happens? — Marsha Warfield Copy Share Image
I used to be a virgin, but I gave it up because there was no money in it. — Marsha Warfield Copy Share
How many women here like to have sex in the morning? Now how many like to be awake when it happens? — Marsha Warfield Copy Share
Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you should never date a baseball player. — Marsha Warfield Copy Share
I'm beginning to appreciate the value of naps. Naps are wonderful, aren't they? Sometimes now I have to take a nap to get ready… — Marsha Warfield Copy Share
I hate skinny women, especially when they say things like 'Sometimes I forget to eat.' Now, I've forgotten my mother's maiden name, and my… — Marsha Warfield Copy Share
