“And the moral of the story is that you don’t remember what happened. What you remember becomes what happened.” — John Green Copy Share Image
The reason I met my husband was because I remembered a friend's birthday. The moral of the story is: Remember people's birthdays. — Julianna Margulies Copy Share Image
“The moral of the story is that a NoSQL system may find itself accidentally reinventing SQL, albeit in disguise.” — Martin Kleppmann Copy Share Image
Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life, no one… — Taylor Brady Copy Share Image
B4 SEX: u help each other get naked. AFTER SEX: u only dress urself. Moral of the story, in life no one… — Sniper Alpacino Copy Share Image
BEFORE SEX; you help each other get naked. AFTER SEX; you dress yourself. Moral of the story, in life, no one helps… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“What's the moral of the story? People Above will hurt you. People Above will break you, and devour your heart raw.” — Leah Bobet Copy Share Image
Before sex.. you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
She is so totally absorbed in a vocation - both a gift and a mastering passion - that she has no time… — George Will Copy Share Image
The moral of the story is we're here on Earth to fart around. And, of course, the computers will do us out… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
A lot of people hear the Pomplamoose story and think the moral of the story is to post your stuff on YouTube.… — Jack Conte Copy Share Image
“Sometimes opinions should kept to ones self, but not in appropriate situations. Be the judge of the appropriate situation, and be prepared… — Liam McGrath Copy Share Image
The moral of the story of the Pilgrims is that if you work hard all your life and behave yourself every minute… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
The best relation ever is between two eyes They blink together Move together Cry together See together & Sleep together STILL they… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
“The hunt for the “moral of the story” ultimately strips the story of its essential tone, which means it runs the danger… — Sarah Arthur Copy Share Image
No. The moral of the story in so far as it has one is that cannibals can study logic, and that if… — Nick Harkaway Copy Share Image
“Using Maslow’s insights, you can define higher-level values appropriate to your message, brand, and audience. Then, using what we learn from Joseph… — Jonah Sachs Copy Share Image
“The cactus thrives in the desert while the fern thrives in the wetland. The fool will try to plant them in the… — Vera Nazarian Copy Share Image
To this day, we get letters at Alternative Tentacles from young teenagers who hide their Dead Kennedys albums behind their mirror or… — Jello Biafra Copy Share Image
“Dumpers are not inherently worse than Dumpees-breaking up isn't something that gets done to you; it's something that happens with you." "And… — John Green Copy Share Image
It's 3am and your phone rings *bring bring* your tired so you sludge and grab the phone with droopy eyes and you… — Tamika-leeigh Copy Share Image
“Myths are supposed to teach us something, but what’s the life lesson in this sad tale of Orpheus? No good deed goes… — Augustus Hill Copy Share Image
“The moral of the story is this: It takes an ill-advised mix of ignorance, arrogance, and profit motive to dismiss the wisdom… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
“When Darius leaped into the air in his creation from the barn loft, it was only to crash below in a heap… — David McCullough Copy Share Image
“But even if they could go home it would be difficult for me to tell you what the moral of the story… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Begin in Genesis with the well-loved story of Noah, derived from the Babylonian myth of Uta-Napisthim and known from the older mythologies… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
“Some cognitive scientists have taken the moral of the story to be that logic is not enough. To get a behaviorally adroit… — Dennett Copy Share Image
“Moon grew up, lost weight and became a famous singer, which proves that there is no justice in the universe, or that… — Marilyn Chin Copy Share Image
“One time I told her that she reminded me of that charming tale, the one with the red shoes." Helen had always… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
“Give the Audience Something to Cheer For Austin Madison is an animator and story artist for such Pixar movies as Ratatouille, WALL-E,… — Carmine Gallo Copy Share Image
Moral Of the story: Don't drive around with the top down for hours. Only the upper half of ur legs get tan. — Sarah Hyland Copy Share Image
“I still have that drawing. Whenever I look at it, it makes me happy. That's the moral of the story. That's it.” — David Levithan Copy Share Image
How is it fair that dishonest people get everything they want and honest people don't! Is the moral of the story to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“To me, the moral of the story was that there will always be hurdles in life, but if you want to achieve… — Malala Yousafzai Copy Share Image
“The moral of the story was to be careful whom you call your best friend because he or she may or may… — Mark O'Neal Copy Share Image
At the end of the day, moral of the story, I don't think you should just quit on your team mid-game. — Deebo Samuel Copy Share Image
A cat falls into a puddle of water. A chicken starts laughing hysterically. The moral of the story is A Wet Pu**y… — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
“Just like in Jane Eyre, the moral of the story would be 'never forget that you're nothing but a sad sausage.” — Fanny Britt Copy Share Image
But you're the hardest thing I've ever done, and you're also the best. So... I think that's the moral of the story… — Amanda Hocking Copy Share Image
