“The moral of the story, of course, is that if you cuss out an adult, you have to stay in during computer class and answer questions out of the science book. Just like with the “shout the fouk up” incident,… — John Pearson Copy Share
“she doesn’t want to hear any complaining unless it involves one of the 3 B’s – Barfing, Bleeding, or Broken.” — John Pearson Copy Share
The occasion of this sadness is expressed in a word, but must be considered in many more, as being the principal concernment both of… — John Pearson Copy Share Image
Vulgar and common persons, as they carry nothing out of this world, so they leave nothing in it: they receive no eminency in their… — John Pearson Copy Share Image
Great was the name of Abraham, but all his Sons were not accepted; only Isaac was in the Covenant. — John Pearson Copy Share Image
“The moral of the story, of course, is that if you cuss out an adult, you have to stay in during computer class and answer questions out of the science book. Just like with the “shout the fouk up” incident, I had Marvin write down what he had said and why. Here is Marvin’s scribbling: I said this helo assohle… — John Pearson Copy Share
We usually say of ancient persons, that they have already one foot in the grave, and the rest of their life is nothing else… — John Pearson Copy Share Image
“However, mathematics-inspired books such as Agatha Christie’s Ten Little Indians (with its valuable, realworld lessons on subtraction) are fair game.” — John Pearson Copy Share Image
“but midway through, “Why aren’t you wearing it?” I realized that I probably didn’t really want to be discussing supporting garments with an eight-year-old.… — John Pearson Copy Share Image
“I don’t know about you, but I just don’t remember using much profanity in grade school. When we called each other names, they were… — John Pearson Copy Share Image
By the God of thy Father who shall help thee, and by the Almighty, who shall bless thee with blessings of heaven above, blessings… — John Pearson Copy Share Image
Thirdly, Death is nothing else but a change of a short and temporary for an unalterable and eternal condition. — John Pearson Copy Share Image
“if teachers didn’t receive any base salary at all, but they were given $25 every time one of their students tattled on someone, they… — John Pearson Copy Share Image
