SNL' is the first real job I've held for more than a month and a half. — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
Acting is fun; it's easier than writing, and if you get on a [TV] show, it draws people to your stand-up. That's ultimately what… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share
There's been times where I sold the place out, and I walked in and the guy's like, 'Uh, ID?' 'No, you can't ID me,… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share
I'm not like a super duper sneaker head. I got a couple pairs, but I'm not a "stand in line for sneakers" type of… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share
God sounds kinda like a shitty father to me. If God was so powerful why'd he have to give his son up? It sounds… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share
I go to a lot of rap shows and sometimes take what they do from a performer's aspect, how they interact with the crowd.… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share
You want to grow where you came up so when you move, you get noticed easier. You can grow in New York but it's… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share
I like burritos more than Jesus because steak burritos are delicious. And they're real. — Hannibal Buress Copy Share
If you want to do anything, you got to go do it. Perform a lot, write a lot, make yourself better. Use the Internet,… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share
I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant...because I believe in myself. — Hannibal Buress Copy Share
Gibberish rap is - I freestyle all the time, just hangin' out with friends. And sometimes when I'm freestyling, I'll lose my flow, you… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share
I'd like to be remembered as good person and as one of the best comedians of my generation. — Hannibal Buress Copy Share
I like showing different types of comedy - showing that I could tell a story, or showing that I could do a one-liner, showing… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share
I can work as a writer, but I wanted to do stand-up. And I knew I could, at worst, work as a stand-up. And… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share
My nephew's always crying. I'm like, 'Dude, why are you crying? Your life is great. All you do is eat apple sauce and take… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share
When somebody mangles one of my jokes, that bothers me more than somebody saying that I'm the worst comedian ever. — Hannibal Buress Copy Share
