Never noticed a female monkey not climbing as well as a male, have you? — Don Whillans Copy Share Image
My spirit animal is a monkey. Because I have really long arms and I like being up high. — Margot Robbie Copy Share Image
I was like a packet of powdered Sea Monkeys and they were like water. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
“The lion is not easily distracted by the mindless chatter of monkeys.” — Timothy Bax Copy Share Image
I saw a monkey walking on a leash and thought it was an ugly foreign child. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
Man, sometimes just picture the crowd as monkeys in there underpants. — Kings Of Leon Copy Share Image
You could put on monkeys jumping up and down and get bigger numbers than MSNBC. — Bill O'Reilly Copy Share Image
Darwinian man, though well-behaved, at best is only a monkey shaved. — W. S. Gilbert Copy Share Image
God cursed those who are the sons of Israel, through David and Jesus, the son of Mary. Those people, God made monkeys… — Sami Al-Arian Copy Share Image
What I am interested in with birds, just as I am with spiders or monkeys, is what they do and why they… — David Attenborough Copy Share Image
“Human beings wear clothing and walk upright, but when you take that away, we're nothing but monkeys.” — Osamu Tezuka Copy Share Image
I listen to 50 Cent, Jay-Z, Stereophonics, Arctic Monkeys; also the musical Oliver - I can sing every tune. — Wayne Rooney Copy Share Image
“Because we’re human, and humans are mean, independent monkeys that reached their greatness by killing every other species of hominid that looked… — James S.A. Corey Copy Share Image
I think the discomfort that some people feel in going to the monkey cages at the zoo is a warning sign. — Carl Sagan Copy Share Image
Monkeys who very sensibly refrain from speech, lest they should be set to earn their livings. — Kenneth Grahame Copy Share Image
You know, that stuff about pink elephants, that's the bunk. It's little animals. Little tiny turkeys in straw hats. Midget monkeys coming… — Billy Wilder Copy Share Image
Evolution was far more thrilling to me than the biblical account. Who would not rather be a rising ape than a falling… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Football is a game for trained apes. That, in fact, is what most of the players are -- retarded gorillas wearing helmets… — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
It was a mystery to me. To that awful black-and-white farm, with that aunt who was dressed badly, with smelly farm animals… — John Waters Copy Share Image
Men give up one thing to take up another, but in spite of numerous changes they do not find peace. They are… — Gautama Buddha Copy Share Image
Graffiti ultimately wins out over proper art because it becomes part of your city, it' s a tool; "I'll meet you in… — Banksy Copy Share Image
“We all go through life as puzzled monkeys. The minute we think we're any more than that, we've made a grave mistake.… — Nate Jordon Copy Share Image
The sort of man who likes to spend his time watching a cage of monkeys chase one another, or a lion gnaw… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
“Monkeys are dangerous animals. Don't be fooled by the cute exterior," Eve said like she was imparting some sage wisdom. "Look," I… — Sloane Tanen Copy Share Image
“Do you like flora and fauna? How about plants and animals? Because we have more of that beautiful crap than we know… — Colin Nissan Copy Share Image
Great people will always be mocked by those who feel smaller than them. However, a lion does not flinch at laughter coming… — Suzy Kassem Copy Share Image
I think it is very important to conserve and protect the natural world. I’ve just come back from Costa Rica and they… — Colin Morgan Copy Share Image
“And alas! the look went still deeper, went far below the faults, defects and hopelessness of our time, our intellect, our culture… — Herman Hesse Copy Share Image
“It’s strange how what drives us may abandon us midstream, how what tickles our ears with lies one moment may tell us… — Christopher Hawke Copy Share Image
Seafood is simply a socially acceptable form of bush meat. We condemn Africans for hunting monkeys and mammalian and bird species from… — Paul Watson Copy Share Image
I think Jesus is saying, Look, you guys are running around like monkeys trying to get people to clap, but people are… — Donald Miller Copy Share Image
“Earthlog 3002-3003 In many of the monkey nations of earth their local governments often ban books, and yet not a single earth… — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image