Housewives spend more money than their husbands make, so that other people think their husbands earn more money than they really do. — Danny Kaye Copy Share Image
All women are troublemakers who take the money their husbands need desperately for a new and better speaker, and selfishly squander it on things like shoes for the children, homogenized milk, or perhaps A SECOND DRESS! — Stan Freberg Copy Share Image
