“Mondays are the start of the work week which offer new beginnings 52 times a year!” — David Dweck Copy Share Image
Im convinced that God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate mondays because I'm always tired. Which makes me irritible and cranky. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They should make a beer called Mondays. That would be a case of the Mondays I wouldn't mind having. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Mondays are not going to last for ever and I can't live that lifestyle for ever. — Bez Copy Share Image
Wouldn't life be perfect… If sweatpants were sexy, Mondays were fun, Junk food was good for you, Homework didn't exist, Girls weren't… — Obviously Me :p Copy Share Image
Mondays I sleep. I go in at ten, do my lift, watch the game from the day before. Tuesday is off, but… — Ndamukong Suh Copy Share Image
Wouldn't life be perfect if Sweatpants were sexy,Mondays were fun, Junk food didn't make you fat,Girls didn't cause so much drama,Guys weren't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The awfulness of Monday mornings is the world's greatest common denominator. To the millionaire and the coolie it is the same, because… — Kenneth Fearing Copy Share Image
Mondays are just like Sam from Clarissa Explains it All. They just show up through the damn window whenever the hell they… — Shannon Woodward Copy Share Image
If each Monday morning, you make a choice to move into the new work week with renewed commitment and passion, you can… — David Cottrell Copy Share Image
One day I'll wake up and you'll be there lying next to me and maybe then I'll make some time for breakfast… — Rachel Copy Share Image
Life would be perfect if: Mondays were fun, junk food was healthy, drama didnt exist, and goodbyes were only until tomorrow. — Farahjayne809 Copy Share Image
“To the normal person, waking up on Mondays can suck. Let's face it: who enjoys having to wake up early on a… — Amanda Maxlyn Copy Share Image
“1. "Ahem. I know you hate Mondays, madam, but you picked the absolutely wrong one to play hooky. Or be sick. Yes,… — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
When the Mondays split up I looked at the others who'd rather sign on the dole than work with me and Bez,… — Shaun Ryder Copy Share Image
I’ve always hated Mondays, the whole lot of them. Too much whiplash, snapping the tired masses to attention. God’s way, perhaps, of… — Jonathan Hull Copy Share Image
I refuse, whenever possible, to do shows on a Monday. I don't do gigs on a Monday, because nobody laughs on Mondays.… — John Bishop Copy Share Image
“I’d like to tweeze all the Tuesdays of the year, and all the Mondays off my chest.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I love Mondays and I'm not gonna apologize to you people for making good life choices. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate Mondays bc there's always hella shit on my mind, like always! uggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cops before breakfast.Before coffee even. As if Mondays weren't bad enough. — Josh Lanyon Copy Share Image
It's comforting that even the Pope has an overwhelming urge to quit his job on Mondays. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mondays rock...Anyone who doesnt like mondays, must not just work 3 days a week like I do. — Anonymous Copy Share Image