Just a heads up not to worry about any April Fool's Day pranks because I'll be too depressed that it's Monday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why does Monday have to be so far away from Friday and why is Friday so close to Monday!? ):'O — Chealtsae Holt Copy Share Image
If you had to work 14 hour days, Mondays to Fridays, then you have to keep Saturdays and Sundays sacred. — Nicole Ari Parker Copy Share Image
There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to be motivational and inspirational for everybody: my big aim is more women on bicycles. — Marianne Vos Copy Share Image
Seeing you on Tuesday is always a welcome relief that you didn't give in to your suicidal thoughts on Monday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's football all day on Sunday. I wish we had football every day; that would make me way happier. Why can't we… — Guy Fieri Copy Share Image
You can write the best column in the world on Monday, and it does you absolutely no good on Tuesday. There is… — Lewis Grizzard Copy Share Image
It is rare for people to say they want to be held accountable, but in reality, everyone wants everyone else to be… — David Cottrell Copy Share Image
When I wake up on a Monday morning, it's nice knowing for the next 10-12 days that I don't have to do… — Arn Anderson Copy Share Image
I train hard Monday to Friday. I'll do weights and cardio in the gym most mornings and do a spinning class, too. — Amy Childs Copy Share Image
Happy Labor Day! Today we celebrate by not having to working hard for an honest living. Or as the Kardashians like to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“That brings me back to Monday, March 10, 1783, in Newburgh, New York, and the extraordinary events that followed over the next several days.” — John Ripin Miller Copy Share Image
Wrestling is cyclical. And if you look at the '80s, it had an unbelievable run, and then it just fell down. '90s… — Diamond Dallas Page Copy Share Image
As a kid, I trained to be an Olympic gymnast. My schedule was rigorous. Four hours a day, Monday through Saturday, I… — Amanda de Cadenet Copy Share Image
FlashForward' was on the outs when I was approached with 'Happy Endings.' I literally got the script on a Friday, and on… — Zachary Knighton Copy Share Image
Million Dollar Truth : If Saturday And Sunday Don't Excite You, then change your Friends. If Monday doesn't Motivate you, then change… — Aditya Shah Copy Share Image
“My business is not a stepping stone to ‘better’ things, but a lifestyle choice and a way of work uniquely crafted to… — Robert Gerrish Copy Share Image
“You all right?" Chris shouted at us both. "Yes, thank you." Ramnik looked from one of us to the other, meaning it… — Jez Cajiao Copy Share Image
Those are the ladies sitting in church. And in the same way that they might feel a joy and release on Sunday,… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I just wanted to be outside. I didn't grow up watching football. Didn't ever watch a college… — Carson Palmer Copy Share Image
Ric Flair, you can tell all these people that I'm full of it for calling myself the Legend Killer? Well, I think… — Randy Orton Copy Share Image
