I hate how Monday is so far away from Friday and Friday is so damn close to Monday. — Mswazi Omarion Copy Share Image
I love Mondays and I'm not gonna apologize to you people for making good life choices. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday. — Nishan Singh Copy Share Image
The dog doesn't know the difference between Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, so I have to walk the dog early those days too. — Donna Shalala Copy Share Image
At the end of the day, it's important to know what really matters most in life...your sanity, your health, your family, and… — Les Brown Copy Share Image
I'm the smartest at 8 A.M. I wake up at 6, drink three cups of Awake Tazo Tea and read five newspapers.… — John Waters Copy Share Image
“Marry on Monday for health, Tuesday for wealth, Wednesday the best day of all, Thursday for crosses, Friday for losses, and Saturday… — Folk Rhyme Copy Share Image
I'm curious when I look across the dial Monday through Friday, you know, where are the other female black anchors? — Harris Faulkner Copy Share Image
Watching all the football over the weekend - and having to wait until Monday night to play - gets you ready, gets… — Harry Kane Copy Share Image
I can't call in sick on Mondays when the weekends been to strong, I just work straight through the holidays and sometimes… — Toby Keith Copy Share Image
If you cannot worship the Lord in the midst of your responsibilitie s on Monday, it is not very likely that you… — Aiden Wilson Tozer Copy Share Image
People always said during the Monday Night Wars that the only way we were able to compete was due to a large… — Eric Bischoff Copy Share Image
“MONDAY morning found Tom Sawyer miserable. Monday morning always found him so—because it began another week's slow suffering in school. He generally… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Write what haunts you. What keeps you up at night. What you are unable to get out of your mind. Sometimes they… — Edwidge Danticat Copy Share Image
I'm in the gym every day, Monday through Friday. And I train really hard to go out and do a tour. So… — Joey Kramer Copy Share Image
I was often looked at as a leper by kids at school because I was a Jehovah's Witness. They didn't like it… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
Most days, we don't get to the 'SNL' studio until noon. On Monday, we pitch the host, and that's our shortest, lightest… — Aidy Bryant Copy Share Image
My parents didn't raise me to be religious. The closest we come to worship is the Trinity of Visa, Mastercard, and American… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
“Where are we going tonight?" "To meet Eddy at the Brickyard again. It's Thirsty Thursday apparently." "Oh no, not participating in Thirsty… — Shey Stahl Copy Share Image
