“Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor looked at her butt, then at her face, and said, "Twins!" ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦” — Various Copy Share Image
“Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped her and her parents.” — Various Copy Share Image
“Yo momma so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦” — Various Copy Share Image
“Yo momma so ugly that I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.” — Various Copy Share Image
“Yo momma so ugly she makes blind children cry. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ Yo momma so ugly she makes onions” — Various Copy Share Image
