Hey you can talk about my wife am not gonna flinch, Just remember your mom is my side bitch — DUB$TEPPER Copy Share Image
Why blow money on a tour bus when you could get your mom a nice dress? — Brian Fallon Copy Share Image
My mom was a seamstress, and I wish I'd learned to sew because I'm obsessed with 'Project Runway!' — Carmen Electra Copy Share Image
When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I hate to say it, but Mom is right. You can’t stay mad in Disneyland.” — Lindsey Leavitt Copy Share Image
My mom, dad, and sister have all watched every episode of everything I've ever done. — Lindy Booth Copy Share Image
Being gay is not something that defines me. What defines me is what my mom always taught me: to treat everyone with… — Adam Rippon Copy Share Image
I grew up in a somewhat religious family. My dad's family isn't religious at all, but my mom's side of the family… — Win Butler Copy Share Image
My mom had this romantic notion of her children playing classical music. The idea is you learn it when you're still learning… — Andrew Bird Copy Share Image
My mom is the No. 1 person who has taught me to be courteous towards women, to always be respectful and polite… — Zac Efron Copy Share Image
My mom lived with me until I started making enough money to support myself. I was asking her to leave the entire… — Megan Fox Copy Share Image
That 'Aww crap!' moment when your mom is almost home and you look around and haven't done anything she told you to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boy killed a butterfly, dad saidNo butter for u He killed a honeybee, dad said No honey for u. Mom killed a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nana glanced at Ben. "I think your mom has catepillars in her ears. She keeps repeating everything I say like she can't… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
Mom...In my next life I have to be your son again. Then, I will definitely be a kind-hearted son that you love… — Kang Min-hyuk Copy Share Image
Privacy is relational. It depends on the audience. You don't want your employer to know you're job hunting. You don't spill all… — Barton Gellman Copy Share Image
I was never that kid that wanted to be in politics. What happened was, I graduated with a degree in accounting. I… — Nikki Haley Copy Share Image
And the greatest lesson that mom ever taught me though was this one. She told me there would be times in your… — Chris Christie Copy Share Image
My mom did amazing work, raising four kids on her own on a secretary's salary; we were on school free lunch program,… — Ruben Gallego Copy Share Image
In middle school, my friends decided I was weird, and they didn’t like my hair. They ditched me and talked behind my… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
There are a lot of risks, but we also had a family member who helped us a lot economically - my mom's… — Stefanos Tsitsipas Copy Share Image
The Alzheimer's Association is what I am passionate about. My grandfather had it. My mom has it. It's a horrible disease, and… — Graham Shiels Copy Share Image