It was a conversation that I didn't want to have with my parents to say mom and dad I missed my flight… — Manti Te'o Copy Share Image
I grew up watching my mom express her love through food, and I followed in her footsteps. — Dorit Kemsley Copy Share Image
I usually travel with a lot of people, like my dad, mom and sisters. — Booboo Stewart Copy Share Image
They had a big court battle over who got to keep me. Mom won; she made me live with Dad. — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your mom tells you that black guy hit on you because of your badonkadonk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a timid mouse who is a mom needs to be a hero, she does it, because that's what moms do. — Stephen H. Segal Copy Share Image
If you pissed off because you think that I dissed you, I'll rape your mom so we can make it a personal… — Immortal Technique Copy Share Image
The moment when your mom demands you to do something for her,but when you ask her to do something for you,she doesnt — TiaraMcrae Copy Share Image
Usually right when I'm feeling it, right when it's happening, I always find I need to be in some sort of survival… — Natalie Maines Copy Share Image
Me and my mom made a deal that if something would happen to help me get my start in music, I could… — Kelsea Ballerini Copy Share Image
I have a P.O. Box that I get about 50 letters a day that my mom picks up, and a lot of… — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
Mom and Dad had a lot to answer for, she decided. She couldn’t even be rude to evil vampires who’d caged her… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
One of the main rules with my mom was if I broke a club, she was going to take it and I… — Rickie Fowler Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
My personal style is, oh my gosh, definitely vintage-heavy, with an emphasis on nostalgic kitsch. I feel like deep down, I might… — Heidi Gardner Copy Share Image
“Mom was standing just as she had so many times when I was young, and a pang of nostalgia pinched my chest.… — Jenny Hale Copy Share Image
If I had a message to give my dad, it'd probably be, 'Thank you, thank you, thank you.' He's helped me so… — Chloe Kim Copy Share Image
Anything you think of that isn't vegan, my mom would make vegan. When a lot of people think about eating vegan, they… — Nyjah Huston Copy Share Image
When I look back at the people who were most influential in my life, it wasn't Kobe Bryant, it wasn't Michael Jordan,… — Harrison Barnes Copy Share Image
I am definitely a person who supports mothers. I believe in having children. Maternity leave and all that stuff is super important… — Rachel Roy Copy Share Image
“If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I never really consider myself an awkward person, but once I got into stand-up, I kept hearing that word. The only thing… — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
