Mom Quotes · Page 13

There's no such thing as an uber-mom.

— Kelly Ripa

My Mom and my Pops liked Tupac a lot.

— NLE Choppa

“Motherhood doesn't have a nationality”

— Melinda Cross

I remember my mom dressed like Janis Joplin.

— Bryan White

I took a long period off to be a mom.

— Mia Farrow

I want to make comedy that my mom will hate.

— Patti Harrison

I get my competitiveness from my mom.

— Jay S. Walker

I am blessed to have Mom and Dad.

— Kevin Eubanks

My grandfather was a big sports fan and so was my mom.

— Jarome Iginla

Mom - the person most likely to write an autobiography and never mention herself.

— Robert Breault

I mean, my mom knows Google, but she doesn't know MySpace.

— Tom Anderson

This website is a shit cause you know that your mom is a bitch

— Charron

My mum said Angels are in Heaven then why is she on Earth...

— Ridwan Oladapo

My mom thinks theres A mouse in the house beacuse food is always missing , Nigga that mouse is ME !-.-

— Jarin

I never thought about college, but my mom thought about it for me. I knew 100 percent it wasn't for me.

— Juice Wrld

I was looking up funny iphone convos and this shit was funny!!! his mom is stupid…

— Kimmy

I say 'Mom, how come you don't change into an evening gown for dinner?' She says 'I do, it's called a bath…

— Lauren Child

My mom is very structured. She gets up, she does her prayers, and she eats her oatmeal with blueberries and Greek yogurt,…

— Maria Bamford

I feel awful for women who are trying to raise kids on their own, with zero income and no fathers present -…

— Natascha McElhone

Chanel No. 5 is my perfume when I'm feeling like a lady. It's old-school and warm - and it reminds me of…

— Phoebe Tonkin

Dutch in my ear, Olde E in my palm, I Freddy Krueger your face, Michael Myers your moms. You botherin mine? That's…

— Sean Price

My mom has done an awesome job with all my brothers of instilling in us how to give back, how to make…

— Devin McCourty

I love to talk to kids and be a positive influence. It's good to hear about positive things and someone say 'do…

— Benson Henderson

Sometimes I regret waiting so long to have a child, but I don't make the rules. The universe decided it was going…

— Constance Marie

The Daily Show writers are incredibly smart and very well plugged-in but occasionally they would need me for certain specific things, and…

— Aasif Mandvi

You can talk about things indirectly, but if you want to talk how people really talk, you have to talk R-rated. I…

— Bob Saget

I swore I would never do a reality show. I've been offered them for years and years because our family life is…

— Drea De Matteo

Going back and getting my degree is something that I promised myself and my mom the day I called her and my…

— Jabari Parker

I was homeless. I lived in a car for a couple of years. That was the worst. But nothing was worse than…

— Steve Harvey

Suddenly you're the mom, or you go from ... You're not an ingénue, you don't want to play an ingénue, but it's…

— Winona Ryder

My mom made me look in the mirror every day and say three things that I loved about myself. At first, I…

— Lauren Alaina

I believe that parts of people like John Garfield and Moms Mabley, the parts of them that I needed to be able…

— Whoopi Goldberg

My mom's side, they're southern Baptist Christian.

— Nelsan Ellis

My first priority is being a mom.

— Phaedra Parks

My mom was a single parent.

— G-Eazy

tonight it taco night" -rachel (cam's mom)

— Ally Carter

I'm a good blend of both my mom and dad.

— Danica Patrick

We have no mom-and-pop oil rigs in Norway.

— Erik Naggum

I loved being a stay-at-home mom.

— Beth Phoenix

Mom was always very, very religious.

— Janhvi Kapoor