“Never promise to do the possible. Anyone could do the possible. You should promise to do the impossible, because sometimes the impossible… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Looking out the window, Moist saw a small swarm of goblins leave the train and at first he thought, ha! Trust the… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Moist had seen the Falls before and that's just what they were...falls. Pretty good falls by the standard of falls, but once… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Moist groaned. It was the crack of seven and he was allergic to the concept of two seven o'clocks in one day.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I have to ask, sir...Why does it have to be done like this?" Vetinari smiled. "Can you keep a secret, Mister Lipwig?"… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Moist waited. Lord Vetinari could outstare a statue and make even a statue start to feel nervous and confess. Moist's counter was… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“We can't just drop everything, sir!" "Mister Lipwig. Is there something in the word 'tyrant' you do not understand?” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
