The latest report says the results of an investigation will be released in three or four weeks. That's a long time for fruit flies and the press. — Denis Boyles Copy Share Image
Europeans hate the way Americans talk. They think we're loud and uncouth and they don't like our jokes, except for Michael Moore. Plus, they… — Denis Boyles Copy Share Image
The latest report says the results of an investigation will be released in three or four weeks. That's a long time for fruit flies… — Denis Boyles Copy Share Image
With their endless vacations and pint-sized workweeks, Europe can't produce enough of anything - including more Europeans - to save themselves from doom. So… — Denis Boyles Copy Share Image
