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Mitch Hedberg Quotes

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If you love off‑beat humor that lands like a surprise punchline, these Mitch Hedberg one‑liners feel familiar. The jokes turn a simple business‑card line into a goofy claim of being a ‘Potential Lunch Winner,’ and fans of that absurdist vibe often drift to Ricky Gervais, classic stand‑up, or the ‘Stand‑up Comedy’ page.

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I got a business card because I wanna win some lunches. That's what my business card says: Mitch Hedberg, Potential Lunch Winner.…

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I think Mitch Hedberg is one of the great comedians of the past 20 years.

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Ricky Gervais changed our lives. And Mitch Hedberg, who we're like, "Oh, that's funny to me on a level I don't think…

Keegan-Michael Key

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I loved Stephen Wright, and I loved Mitch Hedberg, but they seemed like geniuses you could never emulate. You'd just be ripping…

Anthony Jeselnik

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Every comic went through their Mitch Hedberg phase - the glasses, the hair in the face - and you knew immediately when…

Anthony Jeselnik

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